i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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