sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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