Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

He is such a slut. More and more my type.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself

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(334): View more from Alabama

I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol

(256): View more from Alabama

Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?

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(905): View more from Ontario

he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions

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(616): View more from Michigan

time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?

(1-616): View more from Michigan

we need a secret handshake

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit

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(989): View more from Michigan

You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?

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