She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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