god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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