Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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