Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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