: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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