I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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