summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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