well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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