i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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