I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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