he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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