I'm going to jail i love you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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