love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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