She said her name was "party"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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