If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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