I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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