Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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