I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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