oh god the rape fog is back!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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