We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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