just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
