we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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