So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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