i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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