I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
