Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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