he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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