I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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