Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
did you just send me my own nude
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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