Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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