Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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