real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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