She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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