Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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