Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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