Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
