come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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