he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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