Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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