I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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