Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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