Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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