Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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