My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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