i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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