he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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