You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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