HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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