Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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