Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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