and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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